I wish all elderly and the less fortunate a blessed, healthy and happy lunar new year.
And everyone else, a good year ahead.
Tuesday 17 February 2015
Thursday 5 February 2015
Public transportations
Really knn one. sorry lah. I've to resort to vulgarities but this kind is really dulan until cannot.
Woes of travelling public.
1. Most common one. The group that refuses to move towards the back.
Reasons could be:
(i) Behind maybe got ghost.
(ii) They scared later go too far back, they cannot alight on time.
(iii) All the above.
knn. just move towards the back lah! if not, how can more people get up? you think other people no need to go home meh?!
I kena a few times already okay?! Just because selfish people refuse to move, i cannot board the bus.
Old people I can turn a blind eye cause old people. Got trump card.
2. The pole is not your lover.
(i) Nin nahbey. The pole is not for you to hug ok? Unless you feel like pole dancing, if not don't hog it!
You want hugs, go home and hug your bolster. Or pillow. Or the legs of your dining table.
(ii) It is also not for you to kiap your butt crack. Basket if i want to smell ass crack on my fingers, i can rub my own. Neither do I need you to warm my fingers. Sheesh!
(Becoz use arm to hold pole is too mainstream. ccb)
You know the pole can allow how many people to hold and sturdy themselves or not? You one person kiap the entire pole is fugging selfish, okay!
3. Eyes glued to smart phone are not very smart people.
(i) Wah this one takes the cake. You are on your ear piece already knn jialat cause you cannot hear when other passengers tell you "excuse me.".
You also bloody hell hog space because you are too engross with whatever is on that 5.5" that you don't even know that the bus is on fire and other people need to evacuate.
Can have more situation awareness or not?!
(ii) And please hor. If the bus is packed skin to skin liao, put your stupid phone/tablet/newspaper down okay? Knn I don't need your elbows anywhere near me. or on me. or in my eye. (i short lah, can?)
4. Oldest trick of all. Sleep/Pretend to be blind.
(i) Fugging give up your seats to elderly, pregnant woman and kids lah.
Period.
End of story.
No buts. Nope. UH! nope!
Mai kay siao koon or did not see okay.
I've seen cases where the poor pregnant lady was standing and facing a seated 18-20yr old girl (look like poly age lah). Her pregnant belly already bump into the seated shameless girl already.
That girl use eye power on the belly and look out of the window. Win liao lor.
You next time pregnant liao, you know the pain.
Don't get me started on the man. Later they say we woman expect this and that blah.. *roll eyes*
(ii) Mothers kangeroo-ing one infant and holding on to the arms of a toddler.
This one jin cham. They need to take out ezlink card to *teet* and fasterly keep it and at the same time hold the hands of an active toddler.
The toddler is obviously below eye level. Some below ass level. Poor thing.
Then the bus swing here swing there. Mother one hand hold hand rail, another to the kid.
WHY NOBODY GIVE UP SEAT? EYE POWER DOES NOTHING YOU KNOW?
And finally, 5. Smell
Please. For the love of all mankind and your own dignity, wear deodorant. Regardless you *think* you don't smell bad, just put on some.
Be a considerate commuter.
You know how bad armpit can smell or not? And when you lift your arms to hold the handles........... ...
Please la. You at changi, people at jurong also can die siol!
Which is why I always have vicks inhaler handy. If in need, inhale. FML.
The end.
Woes of travelling public.
1. Most common one. The group that refuses to move towards the back.
Reasons could be:
(i) Behind maybe got ghost.
(ii) They scared later go too far back, they cannot alight on time.
(iii) All the above.
knn. just move towards the back lah! if not, how can more people get up? you think other people no need to go home meh?!
I kena a few times already okay?! Just because selfish people refuse to move, i cannot board the bus.
Old people I can turn a blind eye cause old people. Got trump card.
2. The pole is not your lover.
(i) Nin nahbey. The pole is not for you to hug ok? Unless you feel like pole dancing, if not don't hog it!
You want hugs, go home and hug your bolster. Or pillow. Or the legs of your dining table.
(ii) It is also not for you to kiap your butt crack. Basket if i want to smell ass crack on my fingers, i can rub my own. Neither do I need you to warm my fingers. Sheesh!
(Becoz use arm to hold pole is too mainstream. ccb)
You know the pole can allow how many people to hold and sturdy themselves or not? You one person kiap the entire pole is fugging selfish, okay!
3. Eyes glued to smart phone are not very smart people.
(i) Wah this one takes the cake. You are on your ear piece already knn jialat cause you cannot hear when other passengers tell you "excuse me.".
You also bloody hell hog space because you are too engross with whatever is on that 5.5" that you don't even know that the bus is on fire and other people need to evacuate.
Can have more situation awareness or not?!
(ii) And please hor. If the bus is packed skin to skin liao, put your stupid phone/tablet/newspaper down okay? Knn I don't need your elbows anywhere near me. or on me. or in my eye. (i short lah, can?)
4. Oldest trick of all. Sleep/Pretend to be blind.
(i) Fugging give up your seats to elderly, pregnant woman and kids lah.
Period.
End of story.
No buts. Nope. UH! nope!
Mai kay siao koon or did not see okay.
I've seen cases where the poor pregnant lady was standing and facing a seated 18-20yr old girl (look like poly age lah). Her pregnant belly already bump into the seated shameless girl already.
That girl use eye power on the belly and look out of the window. Win liao lor.
You next time pregnant liao, you know the pain.
Don't get me started on the man. Later they say we woman expect this and that blah.. *roll eyes*
(ii) Mothers kangeroo-ing one infant and holding on to the arms of a toddler.
This one jin cham. They need to take out ezlink card to *teet* and fasterly keep it and at the same time hold the hands of an active toddler.
The toddler is obviously below eye level. Some below ass level. Poor thing.
Then the bus swing here swing there. Mother one hand hold hand rail, another to the kid.
WHY NOBODY GIVE UP SEAT? EYE POWER DOES NOTHING YOU KNOW?
And finally, 5. Smell
Please. For the love of all mankind and your own dignity, wear deodorant. Regardless you *think* you don't smell bad, just put on some.
Be a considerate commuter.
You know how bad armpit can smell or not? And when you lift your arms to hold the handles........... ...
Please la. You at changi, people at jurong also can die siol!
Which is why I always have vicks inhaler handy. If in need, inhale. FML.
The end.
Wednesday 4 February 2015
An assortment of blabbering
This is a compilation of an assortment of unhappiness/happyness and musings that i've encountered since last year.
Nothing much actually. It is just some things i couldn't get past. Or need to share.
1. I'm not pregnant. (Stop asking and stop guessing.)
Quit smoking because it is about time i stop making excuses for myself.
(Although it means i've to work doubly hard at gym because stop smoking means I'll keep eating to kerb the urge.)
AND EVEN IF I DO get pregnant, i'll announce when I'm ready and when I want to.
Not at your constant poking.
Or hinting.
Or sarcasm.
BTW, the joy of quitting the sticks is awesome. The dollars saved isn't significant because I spent it all on starbucks. HAHA.
But the smell. Holy shit. I never really understood how bad a smoker smell.
Your hair, your clothes, your breath.
No amount of perfume you spritz will help. You can pour the entire perfume on yourself and there will still be stale smoker smell lingering, somewhere somehow.
Your food taste better. Smoking really fucks up your tastebuds.
You can't get close to your friends kids the instant you see them. It is as understood agreement that one should wash their hands before touching other people's kid. (or isit just me?paranoid.)
Of course not forgetting the endless health benefits.
I could do 3.2km in 20mins now. (nothing to shout about lar. But quite a feat for me already.)
Means I can still pass my IPPT!
This pride surpasses the need to pick up the stick again. (for me at least. Some kinda pat on my back and encouragement for quitting.)
But I'm not perfect either coz sometimes I still steal a puff or 2 when I see my brother. heh.
BUT no. I am not pregnant.
2. I'm not pregnant.
Quit drinking altogether just as well. Because if i drink, I WILL NEED TO SMOKE.
Period.
3. You become your other half.
For the weaker (emotionally) partner, you will start behaving like your partner with time.
Can be good, can be bad. I've seen both.
4. Chinese New Year
How i hate this festive occasion.
But on the bright side, I welcome the long break.
The need to pretend to be happy to see a certain relative. All the unnecessary concocted polite conversations. OHHHH PUULLLEEEEESSSSSSS... *roll eyes*
Isn't the occasion suppose to be happy and jolly? But you end up feeling stupid and jaded from all the efforts trying to be nice.
5. Welcoming the New Year 2015.
This year is a perhaps-could be year for me.
I might or might not leave my job. We'll see how it pans out.
This travelling distance is taking a toll.
6. My brother is married.
This is one of the biggest boulder that was sitting on my shoulder for the longest time.
(felt like my son got married..LOLLL)
Happy like a bird.
That was prolly the best thing that happened to start this year with a bang.
And I'm very happy he is blessed with a good wife.
7. This is getting too long and I've lost my train of thoughts. Maybe I should stop here. HAHA.
The End
Nothing much actually. It is just some things i couldn't get past. Or need to share.
1. I'm not pregnant. (Stop asking and stop guessing.)
Quit smoking because it is about time i stop making excuses for myself.
(Although it means i've to work doubly hard at gym because stop smoking means I'll keep eating to kerb the urge.)
AND EVEN IF I DO get pregnant, i'll announce when I'm ready and when I want to.
Not at your constant poking.
Or hinting.
Or sarcasm.
BTW, the joy of quitting the sticks is awesome. The dollars saved isn't significant because I spent it all on starbucks. HAHA.
But the smell. Holy shit. I never really understood how bad a smoker smell.
Your hair, your clothes, your breath.
No amount of perfume you spritz will help. You can pour the entire perfume on yourself and there will still be stale smoker smell lingering, somewhere somehow.
Your food taste better. Smoking really fucks up your tastebuds.
You can't get close to your friends kids the instant you see them. It is as understood agreement that one should wash their hands before touching other people's kid. (or isit just me?paranoid.)
Of course not forgetting the endless health benefits.
I could do 3.2km in 20mins now. (nothing to shout about lar. But quite a feat for me already.)
Means I can still pass my IPPT!
This pride surpasses the need to pick up the stick again. (for me at least. Some kinda pat on my back and encouragement for quitting.)
But I'm not perfect either coz sometimes I still steal a puff or 2 when I see my brother. heh.
BUT no. I am not pregnant.
2. I'm not pregnant.
Quit drinking altogether just as well. Because if i drink, I WILL NEED TO SMOKE.
Period.
3. You become your other half.
For the weaker (emotionally) partner, you will start behaving like your partner with time.
Can be good, can be bad. I've seen both.
4. Chinese New Year
How i hate this festive occasion.
But on the bright side, I welcome the long break.
The need to pretend to be happy to see a certain relative. All the unnecessary concocted polite conversations. OHHHH PUULLLEEEEESSSSSSS... *roll eyes*
Isn't the occasion suppose to be happy and jolly? But you end up feeling stupid and jaded from all the efforts trying to be nice.
5. Welcoming the New Year 2015.
This year is a perhaps-could be year for me.
I might or might not leave my job. We'll see how it pans out.
This travelling distance is taking a toll.
6. My brother is married.
This is one of the biggest boulder that was sitting on my shoulder for the longest time.
(felt like my son got married..LOLLL)
Happy like a bird.
That was prolly the best thing that happened to start this year with a bang.
And I'm very happy he is blessed with a good wife.
7. This is getting too long and I've lost my train of thoughts. Maybe I should stop here. HAHA.
The End
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